get with the winning team hoe

yamcha:

creamycumshot:

yamcha:

I wanna travel 🗣

Then travel 📢

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suckedintothephandom:

Teacher: You have a test in three days

Me: lol whatever

THREE DAYS LATER

Teacher: *hands out test*

Me: What the FUCK

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allaboutschool:

me at school: “when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments" 

 me as soon as I get home:

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bittersuggestion:

You don’t actually mean that much to me I just enjoy being dramatic

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idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.

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indianajjones:

bana05:

brightindie:

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?”
“nothing” 
“oh great! so you are avaliab-”
“no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

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